And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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