At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
