Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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