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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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