She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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