The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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