I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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