We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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