fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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