Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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