is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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