their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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