VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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