There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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