Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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