You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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