Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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