it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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