The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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