whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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