North Korea, Best Korea!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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