...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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