im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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