elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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