Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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