PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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