I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
