I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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