normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm getting married
To pizza
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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