she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Sorry about my life...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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