i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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