I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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