Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
