they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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