so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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