Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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