i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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