I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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