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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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