UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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