If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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