That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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