dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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