Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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