You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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