Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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