I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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