It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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