My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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