She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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